Saturday, June 17, 2006

Some of My Quotes.

These are entirely my original creation. Although some of you may and will have other opinion, but if there is any similarity with the words you happen to hear or overhear sometime somewhere, it must be either a complete coincidence or my fame has emulated such a stage where people have started quoting me. If any of these hurt your sentiments, you can very well elaborate the acronym FO.
  • Satisfaction is like a mirage. You can see it from a distance, but its non existent as soon as that distance is covered.
  • Old memories are like shit-pots. One must flush them regularly else they start stinking.
  • Everyone wants to go to heaven but no body wants to die.
  • Alcohol kills slowly, but who is in a hurry.
  • Alcohol is God’s best gift to mankind. I takes you closer to him.
  • Life is a bitch. Its okay if it bites you, try doing the other way round and you will be termed an insane monster.
  • Love is like reverse sweep. Looks good only if it comes off else you regret trying it.
  • Emotions are like the drunk drivers. Just let them drive and you never know where you going to end up.
  • I wasn’t asked when I was born. I cant be held answerable if I want to die.
  • Difference between life being fair and unfair is a four letter word called Luck.
  • I was looking for complete job satisfaction. I quit and remained unemployed forever.
  • Logic is like a distorted mirror. Every angle has its own meaning.

7 comments:

kirti mishra said...

cool man, kirti here(doing b.tech at itbhu, mean ur junior). i am a kanpuria too. look at my blog kuppidreamer.blogspot.com and if u liked give it's link in urs and i have already given urs in mine.

kirti mishra said...

thanks brother for encouragement. i adore ur writing style and will try to learn from it.

Anonymous said...

u have a wonderful life vision.....i agree with u....but if u look at these things in life from a +ve aspect it will look different.....it's all d same.....the way way of looking into things makes all d difference.....so b contented always with what u hv......don't look up coz there is no end to it....but look down...u can find many who are deprived of the treasures u hv found in life.......so njoy it....raka

Anonymous said...

u have a wonderful life vision.....i agree with u....but if u look at these things in life from a +ve aspect it will look different.....it's all d same.....the way way of looking into things makes all d difference.....so b contented always with what u hv......don't look up coz there is no end to it....but look down...u can find many who are deprived of the treasures u hv found in life.......so njoy it....raka

Spiff said...

u seem to hav been inspired by kavya and internalised a lot

Vibhash Prakash Awasthi said...

kavya kaun hai?

baba MastraM said...

Nice ones...
I am going to use them...