We were having lunch in office – 5 or 6 of us. We were also blessed with the presence of MPWala guy on the lunch table.
Suddenly he shouted to someone “Arey, Hitler. Divide & rule”
I was perplexed. Hence I asked “Dude, what is the link between Hitler and Divide & Rule?”
“Don’t you know? Hitler was known for his Divide & Rule policy.”
“Was he?” I wondered.
“No no. It was king of Portugal who was famous for it” another guy winked towards me while saying so.
“Yeah it was Napoleon” I said.
“Oh it was Napoleon? May be it was him. My knowledge of history is weak” MPwala guy said apologetically.
We were again having our lunch. My female colleague, who is a regular member of our lunch group, came to the lunch table and said “My dabba has not come today so I will be going out. Will you accompany me?”
MPwala guy offered his lunch to her saying “You can have my lunch”
She politely refused saying “No. If I eat your lunch, what will you do?”
MPwala guy showed his unbeatable presence of mind and chivalry - he immediately put his left hand in the pocket of his shirt, took out a bundle of Rotis and offered it to her “No. Please have this”
I fell down from my chair.